This woman's parents never named her so she has always just been called Little Baby Girl. She has also been in prison for most of her life and became fast friends with Rosie at the Women's Correctional Facility. She came back to the trailer park with Rosie after she was released. Baby girl likes to start fires so everyone keeps an eye out for her at all times. She plays the synthesizer.

Doctor Ralph

Old Doc Ralph has saved many lives at the vista. He got in a bit of trouble a while back for performing surgery which would have been ok if he had other credentials besides chiropractor. We love Doc Ralph and would all pitch in to bail him out again if it were to happen. He is a singer but no one lets him sing with the band, which really pisses him off.

Beau is a little off kilter as you can tell by looking into his eyes. He is however a scholar and a gentleman and runs the library at the Vista. He loves comic books and can tell you anything about any comic book ever written. His father Beau Sr. had other aspirations for him and they continually quarrel about his life. Beau is a clog dancer so there is not much of a place for him with the band. Can you tell which one of his eyes is made of glass?

Beauregard Van Dammit III

Beau Sr. for the most part hovers around Beau Jr. harping about his life. It is rumored that Beau Sr. is the one who poked out Jr.'s eye making him need a glass one. Beau Sr. is also a scholar and his IQ is 195. He and Beau Jr. came to the Vista in 1999 in preparation for the new millennium. Sr. plays the bagpipes and does handyman work around the trailer park clad in a utilikilt.

Nell Sparticus lives at the Vista with her Mama Sparky Sparticus. Nell can spit more than 35 feet and holds the record at the Bubblin' Vista. Sparky and the others are a little worried about Nell because she's been hanging around with Little Baby Girl and has started an impressive match collection. Little Baby Girl is a bad influence as we all know and has threatened Sparky with physical violence over issues surrounding Nell. Nell quit school after the 4th grade and plays the banjo beautifully.

Sparky Sparticus

Sparky is a gem and an angel. She jackhammers concrete for a living and is one of the few residents that has an actual paying job outside of the Park. Everyone pitches in to help her out with little Nell Sparticus which gets much more difficult as the years roll by. Sparky plays mandolin and has a black belt in Karate.

In an act of love as beautiful as the Northern Lights, Biff and Brandi Bender had their names legally changed to Brandi, and they share that name as one. Together, each holding one, they play the spoons. They are quite an attraction in and of themselves, aside from being important players in the band. They are well respected at the Vista and their trailer is surrounded by hundreds of whirligigs and garden gnomes.

Harlan Hineymon

Harlan is a yodeler. He came to the Vista from the Alps and is trying to gather a collection of sheep so he can herd them. He was the inspiration for Donna Kay's song "He wants to go where the sheep run slow". Harlan is very passionate about what he does but no one is quite certain what that is. He says he is one of a set of identical triplets but we are still waiting to meet them or even see one picture of them.

Penny has an extraordinary eye for detail and has a trinket collection that she sells tickets for people to see. Every Saturday at 2:00 pm the residents all line up to see her collection and have a pancake breakfast. She plays the piano and pulls hers around on a special piano cart that she built. She is as strong as the dickens and entertains people with her amazing tongue tricks.

Pontius Balboa

When Pontius is not deep in prayer and meditation he works as a male stripper. He usually drinks Jack Daniels during his prayer sessions and ultimately snores loudly, often waking the other residents. Pontius is a very wacky fellow contrary to what this picture would lead you to believe. He likes popping out of cake.

Hoss is blind. As a result of his blindness he does not do a very good job as pool boy but no one has the heart to tell him. He speaks slowly and tells lots of jokes. People usually slip away during the jokes many times returning prior to the punch line. Hoss loves to dance and brawls with the best of them. He plays pedal steel guitar.

Ruby Beluga

Ruby likes to shoot guns and terrorize Shontrell Notell. She is Donna Kay's personal secretary /manicurist and takes little Hooter to his 12-step meetings. She and Holly Escondito organize holiday festivals and are in charge of Christmas decorations. Ruby rides horses and was voted the most well rounded resident of the Bubblin' Vista. She plays harmonica.

Marty is a vampire. He is the only resident that owns a computer and plays games of doom all day long online. Crazy Lil made him wear a white shirt for this photo but take a good look because you will never see it happen again. Marty plays the jug with the band.

Clarissa the Wonder

Clarissa does magic so often that she recently went insane. She is an escape artist and her latest obsession is learning to walk on a tightrope. Everyone worries about her and all have pitched in with time and money to make her a net. She plays the nose flute with the band.

It's True! Jimmy is the bravest dog on the earth and understands every word that you say.

Maggie

Maggie waits faithfully for Little Loopy Honey at the Trailer park while Loopy is off at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. She loves to walk on fire with Jimmy the Dog and she is quite intimidating with those swirly sticks that tough guys twirl around. numchucks or something like that. Maggie plays bass drum with a marching band but not with the Cowpokers. Maggie kicks ass!

Maggie is happy and excited to see her name tattooed on Little Loopy's Butt.

Moses came here from boot camp with Earl a few months ago and we had never seen him prior to that time. He drinks on the average 42 cups of coffee per day and has joined Lil' Hooter's 12 step group for those who grieve the loss of breast milk. He only runs and no one has ever seen him walk. Sometimes he does skip, gallop or sidestep. He is a counter checker and has many rituals that involve numbers. He can't play any instrument but he always tries to get to peoples instruments before they do and the only way to remove them from his grip is by physical force. Earl seems to like him so we let him stay.

Emily Vicious

Emily is Dimples twin sister but the thing is she was born 6 months before Dimples so the whole birth/twin thing is sort of confusing. Anyway Emily is an exquisite fiddle player and disappeared from the Vista awhile back. We miss her terribly and if anyone sees her please let us know. Emily we love you.