Donna Kay

Donna Kay Honey began her successful music career when she was a little bitty child of 8 in a talent show at her school. She stunned her audience with her first two original songs "There's a Little Bitty Spider Living In My Hair" followed by "Uncle Teddy Loves My Brother". Donna felt proud of the silence she invoked from the entire audience of parents that day in the gymnasium. While being led from the stage Donna Kay took her first of several bows feeling inspired by the awe of the crowd. She knew she was meant to perform, although she never did at school again. Donna Kay Honey continues to compile her songs mostly originating from events in her life (her diary) and the experiences of the diverse existence that provides her with enough original material to last her a lifetime.

More about Donna's amazing life here...

Smokey Salmon

Smoke is cute, but he is totally out of his mind. His passion is ice cream and he makes his own and sells it to the other residents. His favorite is pistachio and he often starts favorite flavor fights with his fists. He pals around with Frenchy Cordova and the two of them together are quite a pair. They like to beat up Ted and they have a running contest about women.

Private Earl Cootie Parts

They sent Earl home from boot camp after 4 days and he has never been right ever since then. We don't know what happened to him there but he is still a stupendous lead guitar player. He never used to drool before he left for boot camp either. Earl loves dinosaurs. He has lived here for 20 years.

Little Loopy Honey

Donna Kay had little Loopy at age 13 so they are very close. Loop is off studying at MIT, but she promises her Mama that after she graduates she'll come right back home. She doesn't quite fit in there too good at the smarty-pants school and she is a very bossy person. But she is a dynamo and a tap dancer. She also plays the saw.

Willy R. Wontee

I can tell you he probably will. Willy may look tough but the best way he knows to frighten off strangers to the Vista is to play the soundtrack of Mary Poppins at full blast. For some reason Willy is afraid of visitors. He is the glue that holds the band together and is a back up singer. He is a truly fabulous Cowpoker.

The Drifter

This guy calls himself the drifter but he only drifts back and forth between the trailers and the Weenie pit. The drifter carries a boom box and plays the theme song of The Good The Bad And The Ugly day in and day out. He has a phobia about leaving the Vista and getting him to the gigs takes the teamwork of the entire band. He is a drummer and cries easily.

Rusty Honey

Rusty is Donna Kay's big brother and co-author of the song "Buttworms (my sister's got worms). He is a heartbreaker and knows everything. Rusty has a couple of quirks including a fetish for latex clothing. He loves to throw barbeques at the Vista and is famous for his chicken. People are getting a little suspicious of him because whenever a pet turns up missing the next day Rusty has a barbeque. He plays the drums with the band.

Holly Escondito

Holly can out drink every single resident of the Bubblin' Vista. She is an enthusiastic participant of the frequent brawls that follow band rehearsal and more often than not the instigator. Everyone loves Holly yet remain somewhat frightened of her. She plays the flute at rehearsals but it is so bent up that she doesn't get much sound out of it.

Pamela Piñata

Pamela looks sweet but don't be fooled. She is like a mean little tiger monkey and fights like the devil. She and Donna Kay wrestle competitively and the other residents place bets on both of them equally. Pamela drives people to the gigs in her El Camino and is the bands only roadie.

Li'l Hooter is a ball of fire and loves to travel. He has organized a group of his peers to form a 12-step group for people who grieve the loss of breast milk. He is a tambourine prodigy and is by far the most talented performer in the band. Click here to see Hooter's daddy.

Pearl "monkey pants" Baloney

Pearl is the person that the residents seek out in times of confusion. Her advise is usually destructive yet oddly enough everyone continues to follow her loyally. Donna Kay thinks it is some bizarre desire to get on her good side that prompts everyone to pour their guts out to her. Pearl plays the trombone like a dream and has not yet performed with the band.

Precious is a wacky happy go lucky call girl that lives at the Vista. She loves to knit, weave, crochet and do all sorts of arts & crafts, not to mention she makes all of the identical hats that everyone wears at the trailer park. She sets up a table and sells her wares to anyone walking by. Precious has grown into quite a beloved fixture by all. She is a dancer at rehearsals and usually continues to dance well into the brawl that erupts nightly following the music. If she gets knocked over she gets right back up and keeps dancing, elbows bouncing high. Precious is often seen bruised, bloodied and dancing next to her arts & crafts table.

Bobo

Bobo speaks no English; therefore no one knows where he is from or anything about him. He did buy one of Precious' hats and is always smiling at the Bubblin' Vista. He plays harmonica very enthusiastically and usually is off in his own world playing a song that comes no where close to resembling the song everyone else is playing. He keeps smiling during fights and his high-pitched shrieks can be heard far and wide.

Cletus is the type of guy who will suck you into a wrestling match and then pull some stunt like wrestling you right over the edge of a cliff or into a mud pit. He is the hands down champion of wrestling at the Bubblin' Vista and don't let him fool you into believing otherwise. He plays the drums and enjoys bowling.

Rosie Roday

Rosie plays guitar, harp, and recruits unsuspecting people into living at the Vista. She will sell trailers that don't exist and has recently been released from Idaho State Women's Correctional Facility. She is the gal to see if you need cash and she is mighty generous. We are all glad to have Rosie back with us.

This person showed up with Bobo one day and no one knows whether or not she can speak. She and Bobo are inseparable and she plays a mean trumpet. If you ask her what her name is she just does quotation marks in the air.

Heather Bobether

Heather is a total brat but she sings like an angel. She cannot be disciplined because she runs too fast. No one knows whose child she is but it is widely believed that she belongs to Donna Kay, though everyone's lips are sealed on this particular issue.

The Spankin' Man

Spankin' man has lived at the Vista since childhood. He is often
seen chasing people but luckily he is a very slow runner. Those who have been caught by him usually start running slow too. He plays clarinet and shows up faithfully to rehearsal. He has not yet been able to catch Heather Bobether. No one has ever seen him smile.

Crazy Jane Janitwah

Crazy Jane cleans the trailers. No one knows why she does it as no one has any money to pay her. Crazy Jane has a PhD in mathematics and legend has it that one day she just cracked up and started repeating her last name. She cleans the same spot over and over usually until you throw her out of your trailer. She does have a rare talent in interpretive line dancing and is often seen dancing with Precious.

Hot Bonnie plays the fiddle and when she's not playing or fighting she's hiking. She often disappears for days at a time and refers to herself as an urban hiker. She heads for the city and just doesn't come back for days or weeks. Hot Bonnie is a mystery to all of us at the Vista. When she is around she helps Precious sell hats.

Shontrell Notell

Shontrell is Donna Kay Honey's business manager. The problem is she never schedules any gigs and never has time to talk to Donna Kay or anyone else. Rumor has it that her cell phone doesn't even work because she never pays any bills, and she only ever pretends to talk to someone. Even during the brawls she pretends to keep talking. The other residents like to seek her out and physically drag her around the trailer park. She never tries to leave.

Frenchy Cordova

Frenchy Cordova is the resident smoothie. He is a sweet talker and frequently lays down his jacket over puddles for women to step on. As a result, Frenchy is usually a mess because he hates going to the Laundromat. He does however keep an extra trailer especially for his clothes. Born and raised in Enumclaw Washington no one can figure out why he has a French accent. It is no surprise that Frenchy is a dancer and is often seen leaping or bursting into spontaneous choreography.

Jesus Juan Cerrado Abierto

Jesus Juan Cerrado Abierto also goes by the name of Jimbo. He came to the Vista by stumbling across it in his travels. Heading to Disneyland from Cuba, he somehow took a wrong turn and ended up in Washington State, up near Enumclaw. We all adore Jimbo and love to hear him play the washboard. He moves people to tears with his heartfelt musical creations, many having the theme of missed opportunity at Disneyland.